L.l. Cool J
The Do Wop
and as you all know, I am hard as hell...
Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn,
hit my remote control, turn my stereo on,
then I reached for a brush since I don`t use a pick,
and the floor was kinda cold so I put on my Kix...
Went to the kitchen and ate some Corn Flakes
as I bopped to a tape a Kut Kreator`s breaks
wit hardcore, heavyweight B-Boy blast,
not soft, hardcore, Kut Kreator`s fast...
Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot,
so I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Devon cologne,
then I called up Earl on the telephone...
He said there was a jam that we could do later on
Ten G`s plus a limo for one short song
so I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared,
got a magnifyin` glass then I brushed my beard,
Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
as I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon....
12 o`clock came, left the door cracked,
the freak walked in, a mink on her back,
put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo(?) on
then I threw in a tape of the Quiet Storm, we drank
Round Hill Cabernet Sauvignon, she said L.L.
when you gonna let me taste your tongue...
Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail,
did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail...
She left, Earl came over and we went outside,
jumped in the B.M. ta bust a joyride..
Went up to AJ`s in my fresh black wheels
I`m not a sucka on a corner tryin` ta scrape up a meal...
The girlies want sex, da fellas try ta flex,
but those who flex end up wit broke necks...
Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -
said "It`s L baby, I ain`t down wit Sheik"
Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more
then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door...
?????? people think I do crimes
but they don`t know I`m just a conniseur of Hip Hop rhymes -
stop smilin, you think ?????? all of the time
but he don`t know ?? my name`s on his wife`s behind
LL has iced all the washed up slobs
vigilante of rap, so the hell wit The Mob
Don`t run from the cops, makin` suckas chop
and I`m only eighteen makin` mo than yo pops
Tormentor of toys and Boy Scout boys
and I dare any critic to call it noize...
Peeked at the clock it said 6:03,
said later to Kreator and broke out wit E..
Went up ta White Castle for a chocolate shake
thinkin` bout a hundred thousand that I`d soon make
Finished up the snack, jumped up out my seat,
then ? hit the table and he made up a beat...
Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the door
Said "tonight is a bore, I`m in the mood for more!"
Jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9
LL Cool J would soon stand at a jam
with thousands of people screamin` "Touch my hand!"
But since I had a hour plus a half attached
I was searchin` for the cutie who`s my perfect match...
Her name was Renee, her face was OK
but she had the kind a body that made J wanna play
I said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach,
said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach,
Said my name`s LL Cool if I may introduce
but I`m not here for conversation, I`m here ta seduce
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grind
cause it ain`t fifth grade, and these ain`t nursery rhymes
Now I know you heard ????? hardcore
check out the real LL behind closed doors
Tell your buddies you`re busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
put up the silk dress cuz ya ain`t gonna need it
Unplug the clock, do away with the light,
after five minutes or more ya here me say "That`s right!"
Your body is bad, I heard you got a Caddy,
When we make love you can call me Daddy
I`m LL Cool J, say hey Renee,
I`m not a toy boy, but I still wanna play
Promise you I`m not wack when I`m in the sack,
after that I`ll leave ya starvin for me to come back
But in the meantime, what ya did just now,
the next time I see ya, I`m goin` ta town
Stepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9
When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage
If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust,
Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in the dressin` room and then I heard four knocks
they said LL your runnin` late, and it`s time ta rock!
Told Kut Kreator what the order would be
then i said "Lord have mercy" an slapped hands wit E,
Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream,
And at that very moment I woke up from the dream RRRAAAH!
The Do Wop
and as you all know, I am hard as hell...
Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn,
hit my remote control, turn my stereo on,
then I reached for a brush since I don`t use a pick,
and the floor was kinda cold so I put on my Kix...
Went to the kitchen and ate some Corn Flakes
as I bopped to a tape a Kut Kreator`s breaks
wit hardcore, heavyweight B-Boy blast,
not soft, hardcore, Kut Kreator`s fast...
Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot,
so I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Devon cologne,
then I called up Earl on the telephone...
He said there was a jam that we could do later on
Ten G`s plus a limo for one short song
so I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared,
got a magnifyin` glass then I brushed my beard,
Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
as I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon....
12 o`clock came, left the door cracked,
the freak walked in, a mink on her back,
put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo(?) on
then I threw in a tape of the Quiet Storm, we drank
Round Hill Cabernet Sauvignon, she said L.L.
when you gonna let me taste your tongue...
Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail,
did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail...
She left, Earl came over and we went outside,
jumped in the B.M. ta bust a joyride..
Went up to AJ`s in my fresh black wheels
I`m not a sucka on a corner tryin` ta scrape up a meal...
The girlies want sex, da fellas try ta flex,
but those who flex end up wit broke necks...
Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -
said "It`s L baby, I ain`t down wit Sheik"
Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more
then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door...
?????? people think I do crimes
but they don`t know I`m just a conniseur of Hip Hop rhymes -
stop smilin, you think ?????? all of the time
but he don`t know ?? my name`s on his wife`s behind
LL has iced all the washed up slobs
vigilante of rap, so the hell wit The Mob
Don`t run from the cops, makin` suckas chop
and I`m only eighteen makin` mo than yo pops
Tormentor of toys and Boy Scout boys
and I dare any critic to call it noize...
Peeked at the clock it said 6:03,
said later to Kreator and broke out wit E..
Went up ta White Castle for a chocolate shake
thinkin` bout a hundred thousand that I`d soon make
Finished up the snack, jumped up out my seat,
then ? hit the table and he made up a beat...
Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the door
Said "tonight is a bore, I`m in the mood for more!"
Jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9
LL Cool J would soon stand at a jam
with thousands of people screamin` "Touch my hand!"
But since I had a hour plus a half attached
I was searchin` for the cutie who`s my perfect match...
Her name was Renee, her face was OK
but she had the kind a body that made J wanna play
I said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach,
said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach,
Said my name`s LL Cool if I may introduce
but I`m not here for conversation, I`m here ta seduce
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grind
cause it ain`t fifth grade, and these ain`t nursery rhymes
Now I know you heard ????? hardcore
check out the real LL behind closed doors
Tell your buddies you`re busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
put up the silk dress cuz ya ain`t gonna need it
Unplug the clock, do away with the light,
after five minutes or more ya here me say "That`s right!"
Your body is bad, I heard you got a Caddy,
When we make love you can call me Daddy
I`m LL Cool J, say hey Renee,
I`m not a toy boy, but I still wanna play
Promise you I`m not wack when I`m in the sack,
after that I`ll leave ya starvin for me to come back
But in the meantime, what ya did just now,
the next time I see ya, I`m goin` ta town
Stepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9
When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage
If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust,
Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in the dressin` room and then I heard four knocks
they said LL your runnin` late, and it`s time ta rock!
Told Kut Kreator what the order would be
then i said "Lord have mercy" an slapped hands wit E,
Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream,
And at that very moment I woke up from the dream RRRAAAH!