Haircut 100
Too Up, Two Down

Two up two down terrace town, heading far away
Well I just deserted but I`ve seen that road before
Two up two down terrace town, roll on salad days
Well I`m a mighty Lorne Greene to mow
Oh oh! better let me grow
You`re bringing me up, holding me down
The looks, the sighs and the frowns
So this time I`m on my own!
It`s eyes down look in but don`t you ever turn back
(back to front in the back to backs) and it`s no big deal
From a heartless jack
Who keeps cheating the cards
And splitting the deck
You`re bringing me up, holding me down
The looks, the sighs and the frowns
So this time I`m on my own!
Just watch me go
Too up too down terrace town, numbing all the senses
Well I just left home but I`ve seen that porch before
Well, I`m too up too down terrace town, leaning on defences
But I`m a ruddy Lorne Greene to mow so now
You`d better let me grow
You`re bringing me up, holding me down
Stick in the mud, face in the ground
so this time I`m on my own
Oh this time I`m on my own
Building you up
Pulling me down
Sick of the glares, the flair`s and the Browns
So this time I`m on my own
Oh this time I`m on my own.
Too up too down
Too up two down