Garden Variety
No Shirt
I crossed the desert in a fiery storm
My mind was flooded and my shirt was torn
I lost my shoes in the sand and the rain
The force of nature is a double eyed star
And the sign said as I fell over from the heat...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
I was born naked and free
Then all those restrictions were placed on me
I could not protect myself from vanity
If this is progress, why don`t we regress
And the sign said as I lost my head...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Maybe you should be on time
Maybe you should read the sign
Maybe you`re afraid of trying
Get in line and stop your crying
I jumped out of the plane because I thought I could fly
I ripped my cord it felt good to die
Oh what a thrill now I`m hungry and cold
I better get dressed I got to look my best
And the sign said as I dropped my pants...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Maybe you should be on time
Maybe you should read the sign
Maybe you`re afraid of trying
Get in line and stop your crying
No Shirt
I crossed the desert in a fiery storm
My mind was flooded and my shirt was torn
I lost my shoes in the sand and the rain
The force of nature is a double eyed star
And the sign said as I fell over from the heat...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
I was born naked and free
Then all those restrictions were placed on me
I could not protect myself from vanity
If this is progress, why don`t we regress
And the sign said as I lost my head...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Maybe you should be on time
Maybe you should read the sign
Maybe you`re afraid of trying
Get in line and stop your crying
I jumped out of the plane because I thought I could fly
I ripped my cord it felt good to die
Oh what a thrill now I`m hungry and cold
I better get dressed I got to look my best
And the sign said as I dropped my pants...
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Maybe you should be on time
Maybe you should read the sign
Maybe you`re afraid of trying
Get in line and stop your crying